After an extremely long hiatus I’ve decided to streamline my
return to the world of blogging by presenting to you a list of potential book
or newspaper article titles that are representative of my year in San
Francisco.
Without further ado…
- Weekends; An Overrated Pastime
- Thursdays – The New Saturday
- My social life – A Thing of the Past
- My Roommate, My Cousin, My Co-Homeowner (will consider abbreviating to “Co-Homo” if short for space on the book cover)
- Scootering Vol 1: A Time for Introspection
- Scootering Vol 2: A Series of Near Misses
- Scootering (Vol 2, Ch 1): What to Do if You’ve Just Accidentally Gotten on the Freeway
- Neighborhood Profiles; Judy Wong of Wong’s Cleaners
- The Pros and Cons of Having an In-House Band
- Band Management 101
- DST,* It’s Just Not For Me
- Teleportation: No Longer a Thing of the Past
- SMU*; an Expose in Two Acts
- Tracy Chase; the Erin Brokovich of SMU
- Becoming a Successful Tutor (OR, How I Force Underclassmen to Listen to my 35 Minute Diatribe Regarding My Issues with the “Administration”)
- Nursing school; 12 Months Seems Excessive…Let’s Get This Done in Three
- The 3 Month ANA Accredited Accelerated BSN Program; A Proposal
- Conversations Between Kelly and Dawn*: An Observational Reflection
- One Point Away from an A: My Downward Spiral
- Become a Morning Person in 12 Steps or Less
- Accepting That You’re Not a Morning Person and Moving On
- Cereal: Telltale Signs That You’ve Had Too Many Bowls
- Cereal: The Essential Vitamin
- Tanka Dogs: The Essential Mineral
- It’s Sushi Time! (Co-authored by Annie Maxwell)
- Hipsters: Enough is Enough
- Hipsters: The Fixie Bike That Broke the Trex’s Back
- Fixie Bikes: Best to Just Call it a Single Speed
- The Squirt Fashioned; A new take on an old drink
- What to do When Lent Gets in the Way of Your Alcoholism and Sugar Addiction
- Sugar Addiction: What’s Not to Like?
- Uncle Judy Comes for a Visit
- Citizens Against People Pooping in the Middle of the Sidewalk
- A Visit Home (Alternate Title: Vacationing in the RV in My Mom’s Driveway)
- Trans Pacific Relationships: Do’s and Don’ts
- In-flight Seizures: An Economically Sound Way to Upgrade to Business Class During Long-Haul International Flights
- Big Choices, New Directions; Searching for Employment during an Economic Recession (written under the pseudonym Stella Chase)
- Getting Yourself Noticed: The Art of Using Glitter and Scented Perfume on Résumés and Research Posters
- My Time of Personal Growth and Transformation in the Foggy City (also by Stella Chase)
*DST: Daylight Savings Time
*SMU: Stupid Moronic University
*Imaginary nursing school friends
If anyone is interested in publishing one of these titles,
please contact my agent, Stella B. Chase.
Thank you for your time and cooperation!
